the boy who ran with wolves
The odds are never in our favor.
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posted 3 minutes ago
4/17/14 @ 11:49 am

mickey-fuckuup-milkovich
© the-one-blog-to-rule-them-all

tagged as:
# humor
# this

the-one-blog-to-rule-them-all:

i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”

466,005 notes

posted 12 hours ago
4/16/14 @ 11:11 pm

tiktok-itsaclock
© becca-morley

tagged as:
# tumblr

undeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

its-halloween-cas:

becca-morley:

you fucked up

My six pack has arrived due to laughter

THIS IS THE MOST SURREAL EXPERIENCE IVE EVER HAD

147,525 notes

posted 13 hours ago
4/16/14 @ 10:22 pm

mickey-fuckuup-milkovich
© scottthepilgrim

tagged as:
# this
cognitivedissonance:

pachypodiumhorombense:

nny-kun:

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

reblogging for dem comments :D

This was glorious.

I need a cigarette after reading that.

cognitivedissonance:

pachypodiumhorombense:

nny-kun:

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

reblogging for dem comments :D

This was glorious.

I need a cigarette after reading that.

316,191 notes

posted 14 hours ago
4/16/14 @ 9:34 pm

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey
© four-big-idiots

tagged as:
# Disney
vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle



it got better

vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

it got better

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posted 15 hours ago
4/16/14 @ 8:45 pm

voldiebuns
© touchofgrey37

tagged as:
# marvel

touchofgrey37:

The big difference…the main difference between Marvel and DC live-action movies, from what I’ve seen lately, is how eager the actors in them are to promote said movies.

I don’t remember seeing any of the actors in the recent Batman trilogy giving incredibly interesting,…

32,527 notes

posted 15 hours ago
4/16/14 @ 7:56 pm

themeeg
© nataliaromanov

tagged as:
# this
# marvel

xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

3,592 notes

posted 16 hours ago
4/16/14 @ 7:07 pm

aftersong
© plebcomics

tagged as:
# this

nicevagina:

daetrimental:

nicevagina:

Tumblr is a perfect insight into professional victimhood, I’m glad more and more people are starting to acknowledge how dumb it is.  

okay but stupid and dumb are ableist slurs and you shouldn’t use them >.>

123,296 notes

posted 17 hours ago
4/16/14 @ 6:19 pm

telephobe
© theothermayor

tagged as:
# humor
# this
durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

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posted 18 hours ago
4/16/14 @ 5:30 pm

themeeg
© bootslots

tagged as:
# humor
# this

bootslots:

my absolute favorite card in Cards Against Humanity is

image

because of the question mark

we aren’t quite sure if it’s bees

it could be bees

it might be bees

it’s probably bees

but we just can’t be certain as to whether it is or is not bees

86,907 notes

posted 19 hours ago
4/16/14 @ 4:42 pm

themeeg
© totallyfubar

tagged as:
# this

burdenedwithglorioushiddleston:

totallyfubar:

Here’s the rule about telling someone about something wrong with their appearance:

If a person can fix it in 5 minutes or less, tell them

If they can’t…

image

That’s actually a really good way of putting it.

16,365 notes

posted 19 hours ago
4/16/14 @ 3:52 pm

themeeg
© spicyshimmy

tagged as:
# tfios
# startrek

spicyshimmy:

spicyshimmy:

*carries a redshirt with me but doesn’t wear it* it’s a metaphor for dying on away missions but i don’t put it on because i don’t actually want to die on away missions

the fault in our star trek

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posted 20 hours ago
4/16/14 @ 3:05 pm

derekbaratheon
© celebrians

tagged as:
# got

And would suffice.

321,436 notes

posted 21 hours ago
4/16/14 @ 2:15 pm

puppyfacedbrokenboys
© renton-thurston-remade

tagged as:
# this

visceralsenseofsnarky:

jawn-lennon:

when someone from a different timezone is late night blogging and its daytime where you are

image

THIS IS WHAT THIS GIF WAS DESTINED TO BE

343,165 notes

posted 22 hours ago
4/16/14 @ 1:26 pm

telephobe
© theamericankid

tagged as:
# humor
theamericankid:

10/10 would ride it into battle.

theamericankid:

10/10 would ride it into battle.

48,270 notes

posted 23 hours ago
4/16/14 @ 12:37 pm

telephobe
© beyonceinfo

tagged as:
# humor